ILGM – Editor’s Choice (2026)
ILGM is the US‑focused seed bank with a germination guarantee and fast shipping. Trusted by thousands of growers nationwide.
- ✅ Auto-flowering & feminized seeds
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Herbies Seeds
Herbies Seeds offers a huge selection with worldwide shipping. A solid choice for international growers.
- ✅ Wide variety of strains
- ✅ Reliable shipping
- ✅ Good customer service
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Crop King Seeds
Crop King Seeds offers a variety of Canadian strains. Slightly lower ratings but still a good option for many growers.
- ✅ Canadian strains
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- ✅ Decent customer support
- ✅ Payment options
9 lb Hammer seeds hit different. You don’t grow this strain for a casual afternoon stroll through the park — you grow it because you want to feel like gravity just doubled and your couch is the only thing keeping you from melting into the floor. It’s heavy. Like, real heavy. The kind of heavy that makes you forget what you were saying mid-sentence and not even care.
These seeds? Indica-dominant. Like 80% or something. The kind of genetics that make your eyelids droop before you even finish your joint. It’s a cross between Gooberry, Hell’s OG, and Jack the Ripper — which sounds like a weird dinner party but somehow works. The result is this dense, sticky bud that smells like a fruit stand got into a fistfight with a pine tree. Sweet, earthy, a little citrusy if you squint your nose right. But don’t let the fruity aroma fool you — this thing packs a punch. THC levels can creep past 20%, sometimes higher if you treat her right.
Growing it? Not rocket science, but not idiot-proof either. She’s short, bushy, and doesn’t stretch much — great for indoor setups. Likes a warm, dry climate. Mold can be a bitch if you’re not careful. Flowering time’s around 8 weeks, give or take. Yields are solid — not record-breaking, but respectable. You’ll get chunky, resin-soaked colas that look like they’ve been rolled in sugar and sadness. In a good way.
Smoking it? That’s the real story. First hit — mellow. Second hit — okay, I see where this is going. Third hit — lights out. It’s a full-body high that doesn’t ask for permission. Muscles unclench, thoughts slow down, time gets weird. Great for insomnia, pain, anxiety, or just checking out of reality for a while. Don’t plan on doing much. Seriously. This isn’t your “get stuff done” strain. This is your “cancel your plans and order pizza” strain.
I’ve had friends take one too many hits and just disappear into the couch like they were being absorbed. One guy fell asleep with a slice of pizza on his chest. Didn’t even eat it. Just laid there like a stoned statue of regret. That’s the 9 lb Hammer experience.
So yeah — if you’re looking for something mellow, uplifting, maybe a little social? Look elsewhere. If you want to feel like you’ve been hit by a truck made of velvet and dreams? Plant these seeds. Wait. Harvest. Then buckle up.
And don’t say I didn’t warn you.