ILGM – Editor’s Choice (2026)
ILGM is the US‑focused seed bank with a germination guarantee and fast shipping. Trusted by thousands of growers nationwide.
- ✅ Auto-flowering & feminized seeds
- ✅ High germination rate
- ✅ Fast US shipping
- ✅ Excellent customer support
Herbies Seeds
Herbies Seeds offers a huge selection with worldwide shipping. A solid choice for international growers.
- ✅ Wide variety of strains
- ✅ Reliable shipping
- ✅ Good customer service
- ✅ Payment options available
Crop King Seeds
Crop King Seeds offers a variety of Canadian strains. Slightly lower ratings but still a good option for many growers.
- ✅ Canadian strains
- ✅ Reliable shipping
- ✅ Decent customer support
- ✅ Payment options
Apple Fritter seeds. Man, where do I even start? These little bastards are something else—sweet, sticky, loud as hell. You crack open a jar and boom—like someone smashed a caramel apple into a diesel truck. It’s not subtle. Not polite. It’s a punch in the face wrapped in sugar and gasoline.
Grown right, Apple Fritter plants get chunky. Not just fat buds—I’m talking swollen, resin-dripping monsters that look like they’ve been dipped in frosting. The kind of nugs that make trimming scissors cry. And the smell? It’s chaos. Baked goods, fruit rot, skunky funk, and something weirdly metallic. Like biting into a warm apple pie while someone’s welding in the next room.
Genetics-wise, it’s a blend—Sour Apple x Animal Cookies. But honestly, who cares? You smoke it, and it doesn’t matter what the parents were. It hits like a sledgehammer made of velvet. First it lifts you—light, floaty, almost giddy. Then it drops you. Hard. Couch-lock city. You’ll be halfway through a sentence and forget what language is. Not ideal for productivity. Perfect for watching clouds or forgetting your ex’s name.
Growing it? Not for rookies. She’s temperamental. Likes stable temps, hates humidity swings. Mold magnet if you’re sloppy. But if you treat her right—dial in the airflow, keep the canopy even, feed her like royalty—she’ll reward you. Big time. Yields can be stupid good. Like, “where the hell am I gonna dry all this?” good.
Some folks say it’s overhyped. That it’s just another dessert strain with a flashy name. Maybe. But I’ve grown a lot of strains, smoked even more, and Apple Fritter sticks. It’s got that thing—whatever that thing is. The X-factor. The “damn, pass that back” factor.
Honestly, I don’t even smoke it all the time. It’s too much. Like eating cheesecake for breakfast. But when I want to get wrecked, like properly obliterated with a smile on my face and crumbs in my lap? Yeah. Fritter time.
Anyway, if you’re thinking about growing it—do it. Just don’t half-ass it. She’ll know. She always knows.