ILGM – Editor’s Choice (2026)
ILGM is the US‑focused seed bank with a germination guarantee and fast shipping. Trusted by thousands of growers nationwide.
- ✅ Auto-flowering & feminized seeds
- ✅ High germination rate
- ✅ Fast US shipping
- ✅ Excellent customer support
Herbies Seeds
Herbies Seeds offers a huge selection with worldwide shipping. A solid choice for international growers.
- ✅ Wide variety of strains
- ✅ Reliable shipping
- ✅ Good customer service
- ✅ Payment options available
Crop King Seeds
Crop King Seeds offers a variety of Canadian strains. Slightly lower ratings but still a good option for many growers.
- ✅ Canadian strains
- ✅ Reliable shipping
- ✅ Decent customer support
- ✅ Payment options
Bruce Banner seeds. Yeah, like the Hulk. You’d think it’s just a gimmick name—some marketing dude in a hoodie trying to be clever—but no. This strain hits like a truck full of bricks and then whispers sweet nothings in your ear while your brain melts into the couch. It’s not for the faint-hearted. Or the half-committed. Or your grandma (unless she’s wild, in which case, go grandma).
These seeds grow into plants that don’t mess around. Tall, lanky beasts with thick, sticky buds that reek of diesel and strawberries—like someone spilled fruit punch in a mechanic’s garage. It’s weird. It’s amazing. It’s confusing in the best way. And the THC levels? Through the damn roof. We’re talking 25%+, sometimes pushing 30 if you treat her right. That’s not a gentle breeze. That’s a hurricane in your skull.
I’ve seen people take one hit and just—pause. Like their soul needed a second to catch up. It’s that kind of high. Fast, cerebral, then a slow, creeping body buzz that wraps around your spine like a python. You’ll be giggling at nothing, then suddenly hyper-focused on the texture of your socks. Or crying at a dog food commercial. It’s unpredictable. That’s part of the charm.
Growing it? Not exactly beginner-friendly. She’s moody. Sensitive to humidity, picky about nutrients. But if you’ve got a little experience and some patience, she’ll reward you with fat, resin-dripping colas that look like they were dipped in sugar and rage. Indoors or out, she stretches—so be ready to train her or she’ll punch through your lights like, well, the Hulk.
And the smell during flower? Jesus. You’ll need filters. Maybe two. Your neighbors will know. Your mailman will know. Your cat will know. It’s loud. But damn, it’s worth it.
Some folks say it’s too strong. Too much. I say—good. We’ve had enough of the weak-sauce, barely-there strains that promise euphoria and deliver a nap. Bruce Banner doesn’t lie. It shows up, kicks the door in, and says, “Let’s go.”
So yeah, if you’re looking for something mellow, maybe try chamomile. But if you want to ride the lightning and come back with stories—plant these seeds. Just don’t say I didn’t warn you.