ILGM – Editor’s Choice (2026)
ILGM is the US‑focused seed bank with a germination guarantee and fast shipping. Trusted by thousands of growers nationwide.
- ✅ Auto-flowering & feminized seeds
- ✅ High germination rate
- ✅ Fast US shipping
- ✅ Excellent customer support
Herbies Seeds
Herbies Seeds offers a huge selection with worldwide shipping. A solid choice for international growers.
- ✅ Wide variety of strains
- ✅ Reliable shipping
- ✅ Good customer service
- ✅ Payment options available
Crop King Seeds
Crop King Seeds offers a variety of Canadian strains. Slightly lower ratings but still a good option for many growers.
- ✅ Canadian strains
- ✅ Reliable shipping
- ✅ Decent customer support
- ✅ Payment options
Ever cracked open a jar of Chernobyl and just—bam—there it is? That sharp citrus punch, like lime zest and diesel had a lovechild. It doesn’t creep. It slaps. Bright, almost electric. Makes your brain feel like it’s been scrubbed clean with lemon-scented bleach. In a good way. Sort of. Depends what you’re into.
Chernobyl seeds are weird. Not in a bad way. Just… offbeat. Like they were cooked up in some underground lab by stoners with PhDs. It’s a three-way cross—Trainwreck, Jack the Ripper, and Trinity. Sounds chaotic, right? It is. But it works. Somehow. Like a punk band playing jazz. You don’t expect it to hold together, but it does. Barely.
Growers either love it or curse its name. She stretches. A lot. Like, “where the hell did my ceiling go?” kind of stretch. Not for tiny closets or lazy hands. But if you give her room, light, and a little tough love—she rewards you. Big time. Dense buds, frosty as hell, with this almost radioactive glow under LEDs. No joke. Looks like it came from a sci-fi flick.
The high? Uplifting. Borderline manic if you’re not careful. Great for cleaning your apartment at 2 a.m. or starting five projects you’ll never finish. Not couch-locky—more like brain-on-fire. Some folks say it helps with anxiety. Others say it causes it. Depends on your wiring, I guess. I wouldn’t smoke it before a funeral. Or a job interview. But a hike? A painting session? Hell yes.
Flavor’s wild. Citrus, yes, but also something metallic. Like licking a battery. In a good way. (Is that a thing?) There’s sweetness too, but it’s sharp, not mellow. Like candy with a razor blade center. Keeps you on your toes. Makes you pay attention.
And the name—Chernobyl. It’s not subtle. It’s not soft. It’s a warning and a dare. You don’t name a strain that unless you mean business. And this one does. It’s not for beginners. Or maybe it is, if you want to dive in headfirst and see what happens. Some people learn to swim by drowning a little.
Anyway. If you’re hunting seeds, they’re out there. TGA Genetics used to be the go-to, but the scene’s shifted. Some breeders still carry the torch. Just dig around. Be picky. There’s a lot of knockoffs floating around—weak phenos, unstable crosses. You want the real deal? Do your homework. Or roll the dice. Sometimes that’s more fun.
Bottom line? Chernobyl’s not your average feel-good hybrid. It’s loud, messy, brilliant. Like a lightning storm in a bottle. Or a brain reboot. Or a mistake you’re glad you made.