Buy Dosidos Seeds — 2025 Harvest 🌱
Dosidos. God, even the name sounds like it’s hiding something behind its back. This strain—born from the sticky, sleepy embrace of OGKB and Face Off OG—doesn’t just walk into a room. It slinks. Heavy, sweet, and a little dangerous. Like a velvet hammer wrapped in cookie dough and gasoline.
The seeds? They’re not for the faint-hearted. Or the impatient. You’ve gotta know what you’re doing—or at least pretend convincingly. These aren’t your basic backyard beans. They demand attention, a little reverence maybe. Indoor growers get the best results, usually. Controlled chaos. But if you’ve got the climate and the guts, outdoor runs can be glorious. Or catastrophic. Depends on the season, the soil, the mood of the gods.
Flowering time? Around 8 to 10 weeks, give or take. But don’t rush it. The payoff’s in the patience. Dense, frosty buds that look like they’ve been rolled in powdered sugar and regret. Purple hues sometimes, if the temps dip just right. And the smell—earthy, nutty, with this weird sweet funk that sticks in your nose and your memory. Like someone baked cookies in a tire fire. In the best way.
Smoking it? That’s a whole other story. First hit’s smooth, almost too smooth. Then it creeps. Muscles melt. Thoughts slow. You forget what you were saying mid-sentence and don’t even care. Couch-lock isn’t a threat—it’s a promise. Don’t plan on doing much. Or thinking too hard. Or moving. It’s medical-grade sedation with a grin.
But here’s the thing—Dosidos isn’t just about getting wrecked. There’s a weird clarity under the fog. Like your body’s asleep but your brain’s watching from a distance, nodding slowly. It’s introspective. Sometimes too much. You might cry. Or laugh. Or both. Alone. At 2am. With a bag of chips you don’t remember opening.
Growing from seed? Expect some variation. Phenohunting is part of the game. Some lean more OG, others more cookie. You’ll get a range—some squat and bushy, others stretch like they’re reaching for something they’ll never catch. But the resin production? Off the charts. Trichomes everywhere. Sticky like flypaper. Trim scissors will hate you.
Honestly, if you’re just starting out—maybe don’t. There are easier strains. Friendlier ones. Dosidos doesn’t hold your hand. It slaps it away and tells you to figure it out. But if you’re ready to dive in, to wrestle with something that might bite back? These seeds are worth it. Just don’t say I didn’t warn you.