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Gary Payton seeds. Yeah—those. If you’ve been around the cannabis scene for more than a hot minute, you’ve probably heard the name tossed around like it’s some kind of myth. It’s not. It’s real, it’s loud, and it hits like a truck full of bricks and nostalgia.
This strain? It’s a collab between Cookies and Powerzzz Genetics, and it’s named after the NBA Hall of Famer himself. Why? I don’t know, maybe because it talks trash and backs it up. The plant doesn’t play. It’s got that hybrid balance—leaning just enough toward sativa to keep your brain buzzing, but grounded enough to keep your limbs from floating off into the ether. You feel it in your face first. Then your chest. Then… well, wherever you need it most.
The seeds aren’t always easy to find. They pop up, disappear, reappear like some kind of green-market ghost. When you do get your hands on them, though? Treat them like gold. Or better. Gold doesn’t make you giggle for 45 minutes straight while watching a ceiling fan spin.
Growing them? Not for the lazy. These plants are picky. They want attention, they want the right humidity, the right nutrients, the right everything. But if you dial it in—if you really listen to what the plant’s telling you—it’ll reward you with dense, frosty buds that smell like cookies got into a fight with diesel fuel and won.
And the smell. Jesus. It’s not subtle. It’s not polite. It kicks the door in and announces itself like it owns the place. Sweet, funky, a little sour, a little earthy. Like someone spilled fruit punch on a tire fire. In a good way. Somehow.
People chase this strain because it delivers. Not just the high—though that’s a whole thing on its own—but the vibe. The energy. The way it makes you feel like you’ve got your shit together even when you absolutely do not.
I’ve seen folks grow it in tents, in closets, in full-blown greenhouses with more tech than a NASA lab. Doesn’t matter. If you respect the plant, it shows up for you. If you don’t? It’ll punish you. Like a coach that knows you can do better and isn’t afraid to yell about it.
Is it worth it? Yeah. Every damn time. Just don’t expect it to be easy. Gary Payton doesn’t do easy. He does loud, he does strong, he does unforgettable. And so do these seeds.
So if you’re thinking about growing it—do it. But don’t half-ass it. Bring your A-game. Or don’t bother.