ILGM – Editor’s Choice (2026)
ILGM is the US‑focused seed bank with a germination guarantee and fast shipping. Trusted by thousands of growers nationwide.
- ✅ Auto-flowering & feminized seeds
- ✅ High germination rate
- ✅ Fast US shipping
- ✅ Excellent customer support
Herbies Seeds
Herbies Seeds offers a huge selection with worldwide shipping. A solid choice for international growers.
- ✅ Wide variety of strains
- ✅ Reliable shipping
- ✅ Good customer service
- ✅ Payment options available
Crop King Seeds
Crop King Seeds offers a variety of Canadian strains. Slightly lower ratings but still a good option for many growers.
- ✅ Canadian strains
- ✅ Reliable shipping
- ✅ Decent customer support
- ✅ Payment options
God Bud seeds. Yeah, that name hits hard—and not just because it sounds like something whispered in a smoke-filled basement in 1997. These little bastards are legendary. Not in the overhyped, Instagram-filtered, influencer-hashtagged kind of way. I mean real-deal, couch-lock-you-to-the-void, stare-at-the-ceiling-and-rethink-your-life kind of legendary.
First time I grew God Bud? Backyard grow, mid-July, soil was trash, and I didn’t know what the hell I was doing. Still pulled a plant that smelled like a pine forest got drunk on grape cough syrup. Sticky as sin. My hands were purple for days. I didn’t care. Smoked it with a buddy who hadn’t touched weed in years—he fell asleep with a slice of pizza on his chest. Didn’t even eat it. Just… slept. That’s God Bud.
It’s got this weird lineage—Hawaiian crossed with Purple Skunk and some Canadian strain that’s colder than your ex’s heart. The result? A short, bushy plant that looks like it’s been hitting the gym. Dense nugs, like little green fists. And the smell… Jesus. Earthy, sweet, a little musky, like someone buried a fruit basket in a forest floor and let it ferment.
People talk about “indica-dominant” like it’s some technical detail. Nah. God Bud doesn’t just lean indica—it crashes into you like a wave of warm syrup. You’re not going anywhere. Cancel your plans. Turn off your phone. This isn’t a social smoke. This is a “let’s listen to the same album three times and cry a little” kind of smoke.
Growing it? Not too bad. She’s short, stocky, doesn’t stretch much. Good for closets, tents, or that weird crawlspace you’re pretending isn’t a grow room. Flowers in about 8 weeks, give or take. Likes a little extra calcium, hates being overwatered. Don’t baby her too much—she’s tougher than she looks.
And the yield? Decent. Not massive, but what you get is pure fire. Quality over quantity, right? Every nug looks like it’s been rolled in sugar and secrets. Trichomes everywhere. Like it snowed inside the jar.
I’ve had people tell me it’s too strong. Too sedating. Like that’s a bad thing. Look—if you want to clean your house or write a novel, go smoke some sativa. God Bud is for the end of the day. Or the end of the week. Or the end of your patience with humanity. It’s for when you need to shut the world out and just… be.
Anyway. If you’re thinking about growing it—do it. Just don’t expect it to be subtle. God Bud doesn’t whisper. It sings, loud and slow, like a gospel choir made of thunderclouds.
And yeah, it’ll probably knock you on your ass. That’s the point.