ILGM – Editor’s Choice (2026)
ILGM is the US‑focused seed bank with a germination guarantee and fast shipping. Trusted by thousands of growers nationwide.
- ✅ Auto-flowering & feminized seeds
- ✅ High germination rate
- ✅ Fast US shipping
- ✅ Excellent customer support
Herbies Seeds
Herbies Seeds offers a huge selection with worldwide shipping. A solid choice for international growers.
- ✅ Wide variety of strains
- ✅ Reliable shipping
- ✅ Good customer service
- ✅ Payment options available
Crop King Seeds
Crop King Seeds offers a variety of Canadian strains. Slightly lower ratings but still a good option for many growers.
- ✅ Canadian strains
- ✅ Reliable shipping
- ✅ Decent customer support
- ✅ Payment options
Grapefruit seeds. Not the citrus kind—though that’s a whole other rabbit hole—but the cannabis strain. You hear the name and think it’s gonna be sweet, maybe mellow, something you’d smoke on a lazy Sunday with a record spinning and the windows cracked open. But no. This one’s got teeth.
First off, the seeds themselves—small, tiger-striped, hard as hell. You crack one open wrong and it’s like trying to bite a pebble. But if you treat them right, give them warmth, moisture, a little patience—they’ll give you back something wild. Grapefruit’s a sativa-dominant hybrid, and it doesn’t mess around. Grows fast, smells like a fruit stand got hit by a skunk truck, and hits your brain like a lightning bolt wrapped in bubblegum.
People say it’s good for creativity. I don’t know. I smoked it once and ended up reorganizing my bookshelf by color, then forgot why I started. It’s got this buzzy, electric high that makes your thoughts race ahead of your mouth. You’ll be halfway through a sentence and already thinking three ideas down the line. Not great for small talk. Amazing for painting, writing, pacing around your apartment muttering about time not being real.
Growing it? That’s another story. It’s not the pickiest plant, but it’s not exactly forgiving either. Likes light. Hates wet feet. Gets tall—like, stretch-across-your-closet tall. You’ll need to top it or train it unless you want a lanky green tower with popcorn buds. But when it flowers, man . . . the smell alone could make you forget your own name. Citrus, sure, but with this weird diesel undertone that makes your nose wrinkle and your mouth water at the same time.
Some folks say it’s good for anxiety. I say maybe, if your anxiety likes being chased by a swarm of bees made of neon thoughts. It’s not a couchlock strain. Don’t expect to melt. Expect to vibrate. Expect to clean your kitchen at 2 a.m. because the grout lines suddenly feel emotionally significant.
And the genetics? A mystery wrapped in a rumor. Some say it’s Cinderella 99 crossed with something tropical. Others swear it’s a fluke pheno that got lucky. Doesn’t really matter. What matters is what it does to your head—and your room, once the smell sets in. Good luck hiding it. Grapefruit doesn’t whisper. It shouts.
I wouldn’t call it a beginner strain. Not for growing, not for smoking. But if you’re into the weird, the sharp, the stuff that makes you question your own thoughts mid-thought—it’s worth a shot. Just don’t expect it to be gentle. It’s got claws under that citrus skin.
Anyway. That’s Grapefruit. Take it or leave it. I keep a few seeds in a jar, just in case the world gets too quiet.