ILGM – Editor’s Choice (2026)
ILGM is the US‑focused seed bank with a germination guarantee and fast shipping. Trusted by thousands of growers nationwide.
- ✅ Auto-flowering & feminized seeds
- ✅ High germination rate
- ✅ Fast US shipping
- ✅ Excellent customer support
Herbies Seeds
Herbies Seeds offers a huge selection with worldwide shipping. A solid choice for international growers.
- ✅ Wide variety of strains
- ✅ Reliable shipping
- ✅ Good customer service
- ✅ Payment options available
Crop King Seeds
Crop King Seeds offers a variety of Canadian strains. Slightly lower ratings but still a good option for many growers.
- ✅ Canadian strains
- ✅ Reliable shipping
- ✅ Decent customer support
- ✅ Payment options
Herijuana seeds. Yeah, that name hits like a punch in the teeth, doesn’t it? Sounds like something your cousin warned you about in a sweaty garage in 2003. But here’s the thing—this strain isn’t just some throwback to stoner folklore. It’s heavy. Like, sink-into-the-floor-and-forget-what-you-were-saying heavy. Pure indica. No games. No giggles. Just a slow, creeping fog that wraps around your skull and whispers, “Shhh. Sit down.”
I’ve grown it. Smoked it. Watched friends get absolutely demolished by it. It’s not for the faint-hearted or the casual “I just want to feel a little buzz” crowd. This is the kind of plant that makes you cancel your plans and stare at your ceiling fan for an hour, wondering if it’s always spun that fast. Spoiler: it hasn’t.
The seeds themselves? Tough little bastards. Hardy. They’ll thrive in the right hands—outdoors if you’ve got the sun, indoors if you’ve got the setup. But they’re not needy. They don’t whine. They just grow. Thick, resin-soaked buds that reek of earth and pine and something darker underneath. Almost medicinal, but not in a clean, sterile way. More like an old apothecary jar you found in the back of a dusty cabinet. There’s mystery in it.
And the high? Forget about productivity. This isn’t your wake-and-bake, let’s-do-laundry strain. This is your “I need to forget the world for a while” strain. Chronic pain? Gone. Anxiety? Muffled. Insomnia? What insomnia? You’ll sleep like you’ve been hit with a tranquilizer dart. Which, honestly, is kind of the point.
Some folks say it’s too much. Too strong. Too sedating. And yeah, maybe they’re right. But that’s like saying whiskey’s too strong because it burns going down. That’s the damn point. Herijuana doesn’t coddle you—it levels you. And sometimes, that’s exactly what you need.
Oh, and the yield? Decent. Not massive, but respectable. You’re not growing this for pounds—you’re growing it for potency. For that one jar you keep hidden behind the others. The emergency stash. The “I’ve had a week” stash.
I wouldn’t recommend it to beginners. Not unless you enjoy watching your soul leave your body for a little stroll. But for the seasoned smoker, the one who’s tired of strains that promise the moon and deliver a flashlight—Herijuana delivers. No frills. No fluff. Just pure, uncut sedation.
Grow it if you dare. Smoke it if you can handle it. But don’t say I didn’t warn you.