ILGM – Editor’s Choice (2026)
ILGM is the US‑focused seed bank with a germination guarantee and fast shipping. Trusted by thousands of growers nationwide.
- ✅ Auto-flowering & feminized seeds
- ✅ High germination rate
- ✅ Fast US shipping
- ✅ Excellent customer support
Herbies Seeds
Herbies Seeds offers a huge selection with worldwide shipping. A solid choice for international growers.
- ✅ Wide variety of strains
- ✅ Reliable shipping
- ✅ Good customer service
- ✅ Payment options available
Crop King Seeds
Crop King Seeds offers a variety of Canadian strains. Slightly lower ratings but still a good option for many growers.
- ✅ Canadian strains
- ✅ Reliable shipping
- ✅ Decent customer support
- ✅ Payment options
MK Ultra Seeds. Jesus. Where do I even start?
This strain—it’s not for the faint-hearted. Heavy-hitter. Couch-locker. Mind-melter. You smoke this and suddenly the walls feel like they’re breathing a little. Not in a scary way, just… alive. Like the air’s thicker, but also somehow softer. I don’t know. It’s weird. But good weird.
These seeds come from some twisted genius crossbreeding OG Kush with G13—yeah, that G13, the one with the whole government-conspiracy-lab-escapee mythos. Whether that’s true or not, doesn’t matter. What matters is the result: MK Ultra. Named after the CIA’s mind control experiments, which should tell you everything you need to know about the kind of head trip you’re signing up for.
Growing it? Not too bad. It’s not some diva strain that needs constant babysitting. Short, stocky plants. Dense buds. Sticky as hell. Smells like pine and burnt rubber had a baby and raised it in a spice cabinet. Some people hate it. I love it. It’s loud. Funky. Real.
Indica-dominant, obviously. You’re not getting up and going for a jog after this. You’re melting into the couch, maybe watching the same YouTube video three times because you keep forgetting what happened. And that’s okay. That’s the point.
Medical folks use it for insomnia, pain, anxiety—makes sense. It’s like a weighted blanket for your brain. But recreationally? It’s a trip. A slow, syrupy descent into the warm fuzz of nothing. Time gets weird. Thoughts loop. You might laugh at a doorknob. I did once.
And the seeds themselves? Hardy. Reliable. They germinate fast, grow fast, flower fast. You don’t need to be some master grower with a lab coat and a clipboard. Just give them light, water, and a little love. They’ll do the rest. And when harvest time comes? Oh man. Sticky fingers for days. You’ll be scraping resin off your scissors like it’s gold dust.
MK Ultra isn’t trendy. It’s not some flashy, Instagrammable purple unicorn strain. It’s old-school. Grimier. More honest. It hits like a memory you didn’t know you had—sudden, vivid, a little disorienting.
I wouldn’t recommend it to your grandma. Unless your grandma’s cool as hell.
Anyway. If you’re looking for something that punches hard, grows easy, and smells like a chemical romance between a forest fire and a spice rack—MK Ultra might be your jam.
Or it might be too much. That’s the gamble.