ILGM – Editor’s Choice (2026)
ILGM is the US‑focused seed bank with a germination guarantee and fast shipping. Trusted by thousands of growers nationwide.
- ✅ Auto-flowering & feminized seeds
- ✅ High germination rate
- ✅ Fast US shipping
- ✅ Excellent customer support
Herbies Seeds
Herbies Seeds offers a huge selection with worldwide shipping. A solid choice for international growers.
- ✅ Wide variety of strains
- ✅ Reliable shipping
- ✅ Good customer service
- ✅ Payment options available
Crop King Seeds
Crop King Seeds offers a variety of Canadian strains. Slightly lower ratings but still a good option for many growers.
- ✅ Canadian strains
- ✅ Reliable shipping
- ✅ Decent customer support
- ✅ Payment options
Moby Dick Seeds. Yeah, the name’s a bit much—like, who names a cannabis strain after a whale? But once you get past the literary flex, this strain hits like a freight train full of citrus and pine. It’s not subtle. Not even trying to be. And that’s kind of the point.
These seeds grow into monsters. Tall, lanky beasts that stretch toward the sun like they’ve got something to prove. Indoors? You better have space. Outdoors? Even better—just don’t plant it next to your grandma’s roses unless you want awkward questions at Thanksgiving.
It’s a sativa-dominant hybrid, heavy on the Haze genetics, with a little White Widow tucked in for that frosty punch. THC levels? High. Like, “forget what you were saying mid-sentence” high. Not a couch-locker, though—it’s more like your brain gets shot out of a cannon and lands somewhere between a TED Talk and a psychedelic jam session. Creative types love it. So do people who clean their entire apartment at 2 a.m. for no reason.
Growing it? Not for the lazy. Or the impatient. She takes her sweet time—up to 10 weeks flowering—but damn, the yield is worth it. We’re talking fat, resin-dripping colas that smell like lemon zest got into a fight with a pine tree. And lost. In a good way.
There’s this thing it does—this mental clarity that sneaks in after the initial blast. Like, you’re high as hell but also weirdly focused. It’s unsettling at first. Then kind of addictive. I’ve written entire essays on this stuff. Bad essays, sure, but still.
Side note: don’t smoke this before bed unless you enjoy staring at your ceiling fan and contemplating the nature of time. It’s not a lullaby strain. It’s a “let’s build a website” strain. Or a “text your ex and then immediately regret it” strain. Depends on your vibe.
Anyway, if you’re looking for something mellow and chill—this ain’t it. But if you want a strain that kicks down the door, shouts “let’s go,” and drags your brain along for the ride? Moby Dick’s your guy. Or whale. Whatever.
Just don’t say I didn’t warn you.