ILGM – Editor’s Choice (2026)
ILGM is the US‑focused seed bank with a germination guarantee and fast shipping. Trusted by thousands of growers nationwide.
- ✅ Auto-flowering & feminized seeds
- ✅ High germination rate
- ✅ Fast US shipping
- ✅ Excellent customer support
Herbies Seeds
Herbies Seeds offers a huge selection with worldwide shipping. A solid choice for international growers.
- ✅ Wide variety of strains
- ✅ Reliable shipping
- ✅ Good customer service
- ✅ Payment options available
Crop King Seeds
Crop King Seeds offers a variety of Canadian strains. Slightly lower ratings but still a good option for many growers.
- ✅ Canadian strains
- ✅ Reliable shipping
- ✅ Decent customer support
- ✅ Payment options
Peanut Butter Breath seeds—yeah, the name’s weird, but it sticks. Like the strain itself. Sticky, funky, nutty as hell. You crack open a jar and it hits you with that earthy, borderline-rotten sweetness that somehow smells… good? Like, confusingly good. Makes you wanna sniff again just to be sure you’re not losing it.
These seeds aren’t for the lazy grower. No offense, but if you’re looking for a plant that’ll just sprout and thrive on neglect, look elsewhere. PBB’s got that hybrid stubbornness—Indica-dominant, sure, but she stretches a bit, gets moody with humidity, and doesn’t like being rushed. Give her time. She’ll reward you with dense, trichome-caked buds that look like they’ve been rolled in powdered sugar and regret.
Genetics? Dosidos x Mendo Breath F2. That’s where the funk comes from. The heavy, couch-locky, “I forgot what I was saying mid-sentence” kind of high. You smoke this and suddenly your to-do list becomes a distant memory. Or a joke. Or both. It’s not a social strain unless your idea of socializing is staring at the ceiling and mumbling about how time feels weird.
Flavor-wise, it’s a trip. Nutty, creamy, with this weird garlic-onion undertone that sounds gross but somehow works. Like stoner umami. You either love it or you pretend you don’t and secretly crave it later. There’s no in-between.
Growing from seed? Expect a little variation. Some phenos lean more toward the Dosidos side—tighter buds, more purple, heavier sedative effect. Others go Mendo: lankier, more yield, slightly sweeter on the nose. Either way, you’re in for a sticky harvest. Resin production is off the charts. Scissors will gum up. Gloves won’t help. Your whole grow tent will smell like a peanut butter sandwich left in a gym locker. In a good way. Somehow.
Yields? Decent. Not massive, not disappointing. But the quality—damn. It’s boutique-tier. The kind of flower that makes people ask, “Yo, what is this?” with a look of mild panic and awe. You’ll feel smug. You’ll want to lie and say it’s some secret cut. But nah, it’s just good genetics and a little patience.
I’ve seen people try to grow this outdoors. Mixed results. If you’ve got a long, dry season and zero mold pressure, maybe. But honestly, she’s an indoor diva. Likes her environment controlled. Likes her light intense. Likes her nutrients dialed in just right. Treat her like a high-maintenance friend who throws amazing parties—you’ll be annoyed half the time, but damn if it’s not worth it in the end.
So yeah. Peanut Butter Breath. Weird name, weird smell, weirdly perfect for doing absolutely nothing with your day. Grow it if you’ve got the patience. Smoke it if you’ve got nowhere to be. And don’t say I didn’t warn you about the munchies. They hit hard. Like, “I just ate peanut butter with a spoon and cried a little” hard.